Reader Submission from Russ

Matt: IM SITTING HERE WITH A GALLON BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN, WEARING A BATHROBE AND DRINKING A 40 OF OLDE ENGLISH WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN SIT AND WAIT FOR YOUR FUCKING ASS TO RESPOND TO ME
THE CURSE OF THE UNEMPLOYED AMERICAN

Aaaaand we're back

Some people may have thought that since Matt left the office the blog would die. I assure you this is not so. I encountered this little gem today:

David: People love the Darth Vader vs. Hitler rap

Matt: lol
what's not to love?
it's hitler, after all

David: ...................................................

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's been a while

Matt will be leaving us at work shortly, so the blog won't be updated as often, but his words will be with us forever.

David:
there is no justice in the world

Matt:
tell that to martin luther king jr

David:
He should know better than anyone
Seeing as how there is still racism and he got shot

Matt:
yeah, uh, where's the injustice?

David:
one last entry for the blog, eh

Not Really Taken Out of Context At All

"...the Nazis won in spirit!...they managed to kill 6 million Jews, that's probably a win in their minds...they stopped the proliferation of Jews...for the record, there was nothing racist about what I said."

-Matt

White = Innocent

and jesus tom, he's white. so we know he wasn't trying to rob the place

-Matt, after reading the following: http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=916475

Matt, Sent Me This Picture. Evidence of His Handiwork?

http://i.imgur.com/rI6j2.png

I believe Matt's facebook alias is "Jon"

The Next Don Imus?

Tim: while out to lunch, Matt made a racist comment
Me: what was it?
Tim: on tv, there was a female college basketball player apologizing
Tim: we were surmizing from the apology that she hit somebody / was in a fight
Tim: Matt said,

Probably, she is one of those Nappy headed hos

I Guess They Deserved It?

Me: The Swiss and the Germans, they've never done anything bad to anyone, ever...
Matt: Not to anyone who didn't deserve it!

Matt, Describing the Cast of the Quick and the Dead

Matt: gene hackman, russell crowe, sharon stone, the guy who played bishop in the alien movies, the guy who played "jigsaw" in the saw movies, that black guy...oh and leonardo dicaprio
Me: "that black guy", huh?