On Legitimate Political Parties

But they're not going to be able to support every political party! They're not going to be able to support the Nazi party!
[silence]
What!?! They're a legitimate political party!
[continued silence]
Okay, maybe I could have picked a better example...
-Matt

The Most Violent Person

Dave: My dad's not Italian, he's Puerto Rican and Irish.
Matt: That's your argument!?! ...can you even have a more violent person!?!

On "Lizard" People

Matt:

I'm pretty sure Obama is a Lizard-Person. Haven't you seen V?

Turning Latent Birther Racism Into Full Blown Racist Racism

Matt's reaction to this captioned photo:

"Hm….I thought she was going to ask to see his wang to prove he was actually black."