Matt's New Book

This was Matt's proposed title for his possible new book....

Hitler Should Have Won: How the Jews Caused Global Warming

I don't think this one requires much explanation.

Regarding Matt's Inability to Grow Facial Hair

Mike: It's your mustache which makes it really look bad.
Matt: I know, it's like a dirty Mexican mustache.

Matt, on "Korean Gold Farmers in Starcraft"

He's Korean! He's really good at RTS games!

-Matt, proving that not all racism is negative

Jew is a Verb?

Matt, Upon Repaying a Long-Owed Debt: "I wasn't trying to Jew you..."