Matt on lawn mowing

Matt:we can meet up later this evening if you like, gotta mow now

i'm behind thanks to rain

fucking mowing

why are there no mexicans around here

A friendly chat

Matt: i for one would like to buy a plot of land just outside albany that me and any of my likeminded friends can come live on like one big compound of friendship
homestead
do some light farming/gardening
off grid living
use technology to our advantage
...
anyway i'd keep it rather exclusive...no jews allowed
!!

Reader Submission from Russ

Matt: IM SITTING HERE WITH A GALLON BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN, WEARING A BATHROBE AND DRINKING A 40 OF OLDE ENGLISH WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN SIT AND WAIT FOR YOUR FUCKING ASS TO RESPOND TO ME
THE CURSE OF THE UNEMPLOYED AMERICAN

Aaaaand we're back

Some people may have thought that since Matt left the office the blog would die. I assure you this is not so. I encountered this little gem today:

David: People love the Darth Vader vs. Hitler rap

Matt: lol
what's not to love?
it's hitler, after all

David: ...................................................

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's been a while

Matt will be leaving us at work shortly, so the blog won't be updated as often, but his words will be with us forever.

David:
there is no justice in the world

Matt:
tell that to martin luther king jr

David:
He should know better than anyone
Seeing as how there is still racism and he got shot

Matt:
yeah, uh, where's the injustice?

David:
one last entry for the blog, eh

Not Really Taken Out of Context At All

"...the Nazis won in spirit!...they managed to kill 6 million Jews, that's probably a win in their minds...they stopped the proliferation of Jews...for the record, there was nothing racist about what I said."

-Matt

White = Innocent

and jesus tom, he's white. so we know he wasn't trying to rob the place

-Matt, after reading the following: http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=916475